Each line of the song consists of the name of a famous rapper followed by the words "is not very good". Other songs Īt the very beginning of the episode, the Conchords are seen singing a brand new rap song at their library gig. Bret, Murray and their respective "gangs" confront their tormentors, dance style.
Stay Cool features lyrics and choreography mimicking the performance of "Cool" from the musical West Side Story. The accompanying music video includes a shot in which Bret and Jemaine are dressed as Mozart.Īn alternative version of "Hurt Feelings" featuring Murray, Mel, Doug, Greg, and Jemaine (with Bret doing background vocals) in which they hurtfully describe slights made against them by other characters in the episode. The following songs are heard in this episode:Ī rap song in which Bret and Jemaine describe occasions on which they experienced hurt feelings. The episode ends with Mel and Jemaine showing the horrendous painting around. Murray and Jemaine join, but after Jemaine and Bret quit, Murray is the only remaining member. He winds up in the hospital, and quits the gang. While Bret gets off with a warning, Dave falls off the windowsill while trying to escape. Meanwhile, the police show up to question Bret about him kicking the boy. Jemaine tries to get rid of it, but Mel catches him and not wanting to offend, says that he is simply showing it to the neighborhood. That evening, Jemaine discovers that Mel has returned the painting, and now Bret is included. Upon discovering that it is no longer there, Johnny quits the gang. Bret ends up kicking one of the vandals, and Johnny takes him and Dave to hide at his old hideout.
Both the gang and Murray launch into a West Side Story style dance off with their foes, complete with snapping. Bret is called on by the Lees to stop some kids from vandalizing their cafe. Murray, Greg, and Jemaine run into the Australians from the consulate. The cast launches into another round of "Hurt Feelings".ĭave and Bret are keeping an eye out for ambushes by rappers. Even the ambassador joins in on the needling. They are once again harassed by the Australians, who call Jemaine "Miss New Zealand". Jemaine and Murray go to the function at the Australian consulate, which is much more posh than the New Zealand consulate. Jemaine claims that he had to throw it out because Bret was jealous. Bret refuses, but an argument is averted by the arrival of Greg, who informs Murray that they are invited to a function at the Australian consulate. Jemaine complains about this at the next band meeting, and Murray tries to persuade Bret to disband the gang. Upon entering the apartment Jemaine is ambushed by the gang. Outside the apartment, Jemaine is accosted by Mel, who has painted a hideous portrait of him. They figure out a timetable for guarding against any rapper attacks. Murray is harassed by several Australian men who work at the Australian consulate. Lee, two Asian Internet cafe owners who want retribution against vandals, and Dave (who claims to have been a Navy Seal). The members include "Johnny Boy" an elderly man with a history of gang involvement, Mr. This worries Bret so much that he begins to recruit a gang for protection. The meeting concludes with Murray warning the duo about the rappers hurting them back.ĭave tells Bret and Jemaine that American rappers hold grudges and seek retribution. They proceed to launch into a rap about "Hurt Feelings".
At the band meeting the next day, Bret and Jemaine are criticized by Murray for making too much noise at the library, and for dissing the rappers. During the performance Bret disses every rapper that comes to mind. The Conchords are playing a gig at a local public library. ( February 2012) ( Learn how and when to remove this template message) Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed.